I'll take mine in a small VW bug with a logo on the side.
Some women want a shiny, silver shield over their hero's arm.
I'm satisfied with a badge.
Some women want their hero to be suave, debonair, and buff.
I'm pleased with slightly portly and plump.
Some women would be thrilled to be rescued by a man wearing strong, sturdy combat boots.
I'm currently attracted to black shoes, white socks and slightly too-short black pants.
Sometimes you just can't be choosy when it comes to being rescued.
All I know is this man restored my internet service, and he is my hero.
(So sorry not to give you a good face shot. This hero is shy like that.)